I don't have a baby or a puppy, but I do have a beard.And, apparently, these are three things in life that total strangers think it's OK to coo over and pet without first greeting the person to which they belong.
But this would only provide 24 hours of no-holds-barred furry fun.
Call me cynical, but it sounds like Bristlr is not in the "free love" game.
Unlike other dating sites, there's no irritating, lengthy personality questionaire to complete; it's all about the beard.
If you like a particular beard-fancier, and she digs your face-fuzz, you're free to exchange messages, presumably about your favourite brand of beard oil and whether or not you enjoy being stroked "against the grain".
We should be more surprised that it hasn't been around for years.